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In a reckless act of advertising genius, Crowell has created its very own artificial intelligence; the aptly named Orbit Sprinkler System Designer. As the world’s first online, real-time sprinkler system designing tool, the OSSD enables users to custom-plan an entire sprinkler system for their entire yard with just the click of a button.

Diabolical!

So much so, in fact, that Home Depot suggested we work together, and put the system on their site so that customers can design, plan, and order a complete sprinkler system, all without ever putting on pants! A true triumph of programming, the OSSD is a testament to our interactive department, and their utter disregard for the fate of humanity.