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Crowell Breaks Ground; Changes Game.

In a stroke of what can only be described as unholy genius, Crowell Advertising & PR has turned the advertising & PR world upside-down today by releasing a “press release” touting the several new employees Crowell has recently acquired. This “press release,” through various ways, means, and technologies, was able to convey this specific, strategic message to an elite group of people, who read it, nodded once or twice, and took their lunch break. Quantitative analysis is pending, but early calculations indicate it will get nearly twice the impressions of the Hindenburg disaster.


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